Simple, transparent pricing

> Pick your rescue level

From community support to dedicated rescue operations.
No contracts. No bullshit. Just results.

Support Line

Community + Office Hours

$19.99/month

Join the inner circle. Get help when vibe coding goes sideways.

  • Private Discord access
  • Triage channels (#nextjs-chaos, #aws-panic-room)
  • Weekly group office hours
  • Resource drops & playbooks
  • Early access to new tools
  • Priority booking for sessions
  • 1:1 support
  • Guaranteed response time
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Session

1:1 Expert Time

$150–$350

Book time with a solo nerd. Get your specific problem solved.

  • 30 / 60 / 90 min options
  • Screen share + pair programming
  • Consultation or code review
  • Post-session summary & action items
  • Recording available on request
  • Emergency sessions available

Rescue Project

Full Engagement

$500–$2,000

We take over. Fix the chaos. Ship the thing.

  • Dedicated nerd assigned
  • Project room with live updates
  • Diagnosis → milestones → delivery
  • Access checklist management
  • Multiple sessions included
  • Code delivered via PR

Retainer

Ongoing Priority Support

Custom

Keep a solo nerd on speed dial. For teams that ship fast.

  • Dedicated hours per month
  • Priority response (< 4 hours)
  • Slack/Discord direct access
  • Proactive code reviews
  • Architecture guidance
  • Rollover unused hours

Prod is on fire?

Emergency sessions available. We drop everything and jump on a call.

> Compare plans

FeatureSupport LineSessionRescueRetainer
Discord access
1:1 expert time
Code delivered
Priority response
Dedicated nerd
Ongoing support
Price$19.99/mo$150–$350$500–$2kCustom

> Frequently asked

What's the difference between Support Line and a Session?

Support Line is community-based async help with weekly group office hours. Sessions are dedicated 1:1 time with a solo nerd focused entirely on your problem.

How fast can I get help?

Support Line: best effort, typically within 24 hours. Sessions: book the next available slot (often same-day). Emergency sessions: we drop everything.

What if my project needs more than one session?

Consider a Rescue Project. You get a dedicated nerd, multiple sessions, and a full delivery workflow with milestones and PRs.

Can I cancel my Support Line subscription?

Yes, cancel anytime. No questions asked. You'll keep access until the end of your billing period.

What technologies do you support?

We specialize in modern web stacks: Next.js, React, TypeScript, Node.js, AWS, Vercel, databases (Postgres, MongoDB, Prisma), and AI-assisted code (Claude, GPT, Cursor).

What if I'm not satisfied?

For sessions and projects, if we can't solve your problem, we'll refund you. For Support Line, cancel anytime—no hard feelings.

Ready to unfuck your codebase?

Join the solo nerds who actually ship. No more suffering alone.