$ git status
fatal: your repo is cursed
$ npx unfuck-my-code
Connecting to SoloNerds...
Hire a Solo Nerd
to un-curse your code
A curated circle of elite freelance devs who actually ship. No agencies. No meetings about meetings. Just battle-tested nerds who turn your vibe-coded chaos into production-ready software.
Meet Our Elite Nerds
Hand-picked developers who've proven they can ship. Each one vetted, battle-tested, and ready to rescue your codebase.
The Vibe Whisperer
ELITE@vibewhisperer
AvailableI turn your AI-generated spaghetti into clean, maintainable code. Specializing in Next.js disasters and TypeScript trauma.
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Debug Demon
@debugdemon
AvailableYour code has bugs? I have solutions. Full-stack fixer specializing in state management nightmares and API chaos.
31
Projects
★ 5
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Ship Machine
@shipmachine
LimitedFrom broken MVP to production. DevOps, CI/CD, and making sure your vibe-coded app doesn't explode at scale.
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★ 4.9
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* SoloNerds is invite-only. We keep our circle small to ensure quality.
Services for Cursed Code
From quick fixes to full rescues. Whatever mess you're in, we've probably seen worse—and fixed it.
Vibe Code Cleanup
Transform AI-generated chaos into clean, maintainable code. We refactor the spaghetti so you can actually ship.
- →Code refactoring
- →Architecture fixes
- →Best practices
Code Audits
Comprehensive review of your codebase. Security vulnerabilities, performance issues, and tech debt—we find it all.
- →Security review
- →Performance analysis
- →Tech debt report
Testing & QA
Your vibe-coded app works 'most of the time'? We add proper tests so it works all the time.
- →Unit tests
- →Integration tests
- →E2E coverage
DevOps & Deploy
From localhost to production. CI/CD pipelines, infrastructure, and making sure your app doesn't explode at scale.
- →CI/CD setup
- →Cloud infra
- →Monitoring
Performance Fixes
Slow builds? Laggy UI? Memory leaks? We optimize your app to run smooth and fast.
- →Bundle optimization
- →Query tuning
- →Caching
Emergency Rescue
Production is down. The demo is tomorrow. We've seen it all. Emergency fixes when you need them most.
- →24h response
- →Hotfix deployment
- →Crisis management
How It Works
No 47-step onboarding. No endless meetings. Just a straightforward path from broken code to shipped product.
Describe Your Mess
Tell us about your cursed repo. The vibe-coded MVP that 'works kinda'. The AI-generated spaghetti. The tech debt that keeps you up at night.
$ describe --problem
"My Next.js app crashes on mobile..."
Get Matched
We'll connect you with the right Solo Nerd for your specific disaster. No algorithms—just humans who understand your stack and pain points.
$ match --stack=nextjs --urgency=high
Found: @vibewhisperer (available)
Ship Fixed Code
Your nerd gets to work. Clean commits, clear communication, and code that actually works. No black boxes, no surprises.
$ git push origin main
✓ All checks passed. Deployed to production.
Ready to un-curse your code?
Join our waitlist for priority access. We review every request personally—this isn't Fiverr, it's a curated experience.
* We typically respond within 24 hours. No spam, ever.
$ solonerds request --project='my-cursed-app'
Analyzing project requirements...
Stack detected: Next.js, TypeScript, Prisma
✓ Request submitted successfully
→ You'll hear from us within 24h